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Football and other things I love.

If you find me reblog pictures or gifs made by you and feel offended, please write me, I will take them down. Anyway, they are gorgeous and thank you.

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Charlize Theron at the world premiere of Prometheus in London

The most beautiful dress I’ve ever seen.
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after a reporter was asking him questions while he was trying to eat breakfast

Brobama understands the important things in life.
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What's wrong with our society.

  • Kim Kardashian: I'd like to marry this dude and spend $10 million dollars on a publicity wedding please oh and then 72 days later I'd like a divorce
  • America: Well sure why not?
  • Britney Spears: I want to get hitched in a chapel in Vegas and have the marriage annulled fifty-five hours later because I didn't know what the hell I was doing
  • America: Whatever you want!
  • Carmen Electra: I want to get married in Vegas to this basketball player and then annul the marriage nine days later cuz we were both drunk lololololololololol
  • America: Okay, sounds like fun!
  • Gay couple: We would like to get married and spend our lives together and possibly adopt unwanted children to give them a good home and -
  • America: WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU IDIOTS THAT IS DISGUSTING AND WRONG YOU DEFILE THE SANCTITY OF MARRIAGE SO GTFO
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Frank Lampard to miss EURO

winningisouraim:

Now Liverpool’s in EURO 2012.

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apples-are-rubbish:

Tim Burton should just make a movie called ‘Johnny Depp’.

plot twist: Johnny Depp is played by Helena Bonham Carter

plot twist: Helena Bonham Carter is actually Johnny Depp in drag

(Source: funeralfrost, via colaface)

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